Swimming lessons…

For anyone that’s had enough sense not to let their kid start swimming lessons I’m going to fill you in on why this is probably one of the best ideas you’ve ever had….(massive rant coming up 😤😤😉) So tonight was swimming night. This is my most hated club of the week (and there’s a lot […]

Tomorrow I’m going to…

Tomorrow I’m going to behave exactly like my children….i’m going to take it in turns to be each one of them (age ranges between 2-11) just to keep an element of surprise throughout the day. I’m going start by waking up at ridiculous o clock and launch myself through their bedroom door like a hand […]

Dear elderly lady…

Dear elderly lady in the supermarket, I’m here because I need something for tea, not because I want to be. I’m sorry that my child is annoying you but she has been at nursery all day so that I could work to afford to pay for this trolley of shopping. She is overtired and wants […]